77p egg: Eggwife Free Download (v1.18)

77p egg: Eggwife Free Download , first-person shooter Eggwife, developed by 77p egg, is nasty, brutal, and heavily centered on toilet humor. It was inspired by games like Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Goat Simulator, and a general tone of “good enough” during creation. You take on the role of 77p egg, a potty-mouthed stick figure who is short lamenting the loss of its wife in Sheffie, England. When a trip to the grocery store to select a new life partner turns a little strange, the stick figure finds itself on an epic adventure. Fight your way against enraged hordes of sentient filth, including 4 foot long tampon helicopters laced with nails, gelatinous blobs of urine, mechanized napalm poo tanks, and others. There is also a cult that worships milk, and they are also pretty upset. 10 story levels set in, around, and underneath the city of Sheffie, plus two (currently) endless-wave arena levels, and a handful of not-very-good bonus levels. CASTLE CRASHERS

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Blast your enemies with an arsenal of “””UK-Legal””” weaponry such as the Applicator – a scoped, long-range tampon applicator; the 7-Barrel Sh*tgun; the Crossbowner – a silicone-shootin’ crossbow designed for the bedroom; the Stigmatic 77,000 – a high-power, high rate-of-fire nailgun; and many more!!! Master various bodily functions and fast-paced movement to stay alive!! Strafe-running, unlocked vertical aiming (okay that one isn’t crucial at all but feels cool/stupid) and poop-jumping will keep you one step ahead of your foes. Pee on command to put out fires (even ones on yourself!), incapacitate certain enemies, or just draw pretty pictures on walls.

How to Download & Install 77p egg: Eggwife

1. Click the Download button below and you should be redirected to a Download Page, Datanode, Qiwi, GoFile, PixelDrain.
2. Wait 5 seconds and click on the blue ‘download now’ button in DataNode. Now let the download begin and wait for it to finish.
3. After 77p egg: Eggwife is done downloading, right click the .zip/.rar file and click on “Extract to 77p egg: Eggwife” (You must have Winrar/winZip installed on your PC).
4. Now open the extracted folder of 77p egg: Eggwife and launch the game by running the .exe of the game.
5. Have fun and play! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, look for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs in the folder.